Transsexual Babysitters #9

At first I was thinking that watching the Transsexual Babysitters series almost makes me want to have kids so I could set a morally bad example for them by fucking the tranny babysitter while I interviewed her, but then I remembered that none of the guys in these movies have kids either. All I really have to do is pretend I have some, and I will, apparently, get all the tranny tail I can handle (I don’t know how much that would be, but would it matter? All you can handle is all you can handle). There are a couple of mentions of kids and how they might like the new babysitters, but for the most part, the guys are picking out their babysitters by cup size, so let’s not have any illusions here.

Transsexual Babysitters 9 is chock full of really good looking trannies, if you don’t count Jeannine. No disrespect meant, but I’m just as happy to see the back of her at the beginning of each introductory segment. Jeannine is the owner and operator of the Transsexual Babysitter agency, which seems to be nothing more than a thinly disguised tranny escort agency. Jeannine is an older lady with a pretty manly voice, but don’t worry – she absents herself before the action gets going in each scene.

Christian starts us off with Carmen Cruz, a time-tested T-girl who has been around for a while. She’s a long, lean, tan girl with a medium-sized cock that never seems to get fully hard. I think I’ve seen her get hard before, but unfortunately, like many of the hottest t-girls, the closer she gets to looking like a real woman, the less likely she is to sport a really hard erection. She does get it up enough to come as Christian, a veteran tranny fucker, works her hard in three or four positions. She’s very vocal and her voice is womanly enough to pass, but she has a bizarre accent that is undeniably American but sounds as though she is doing her best to imitate an eighties Valley Girl. Christian gives her a strong shot in the face, but when she finally comes, she only manages a couple of drops. Such is the price of beauty.

Chris Dano is definitely not looking for someone to take care of the kids, since his criteria for employment involve how good the trannies look. Olivia Love looks pretty good, especially for a girl who has been in he tranny business for eleven years and counting. I thought she had retired – she’s only been in one other movie that I know of since 2005 – but she’s apparently back, and looking as good as ever. She looks, these days, like a cross between Courtney Love and Madonna, having taken the good parts of both. She’s  very pale, unlike a lot of trannies, but she still looks lean, has nice big tits, and best of all, she gets good and hard. Like Carmen, she doesn’t come much, but she sure seems to enjoy it. A side note – Olivia doesn’t talk much, and when she does, it’s almost unintelligible, but that’s because she’s deaf, which is why she sounds like that.

The lack of credits for the male performers means I have no idea who this next guy is, but he's French and a little frail looking, next to TS Foxxy, who is a robust brunette with a great body. She’s not exactly new, having been in the business since 2006, but neither is she tired out, having performed in four movies. Foxxy is an aggressive girl, directing the action in her scene, to the point that she’s the one who does the fucking, putting Pierre – I’m guessing here – first on his hands and knees and then on his back for a good solid hammering. For a change, he’s the one who’s not hard while she pounds him, but he gets off in the end as they lie next to each other and jack off. Not much of an explosion from her, but I’ll trade that for the hardon anytime.

I don’t think I’ve seen Nelly anywhere before, can’t find any record of her, so this might be her first movie. She’s a pretty hot tranny, and I hope to see more of her – she never stands up, so I can’t really tell how tall she is, but she looks pretty tall and slender. She has nice medium-sized tits, a very pretty face, and a surprisingly (given how feminine she looks) hard dick. She also sports a cute pair of ponytails and she’s wearing cute lingerie. All in all, this would be a great scene if it weren’t for Tom Moore, who is a bi-and-tranny-movie stalwart and will be familiar to everybody who has ever watched one, but is one of those annoying people who talks all the time about what he’s doing and refers to tranny parts like they are real girl parts – he calls her cock a clit, calls her asshole a pussy, and so on. I understand why some trannies might like that, wanting to feel more like real girls, but I find it irritating in porn, where the whole appeal of the movie is chicks WITH DICKS. If I want real girls, I’ll go watch real girl porn. Nelly manages a comparatively huge pop when it’s her turn, which is nice and I hope she keeps it up. Ahem.

At first I was thinking that watching the Transsexual Babysitters series almost makes me want to have kids so I could set a morally bad example for them by fucking the tranny babysitter while I interviewed her, but then I remembered that none of the guys in these movies have kids either. All I really have to do is pretend I have some, and I will, apparently, get all the tranny tail I can handle (I don’t know how much that would be, but would it matter? All you can handle is all you can handle). There are a couple of mentions of kids and how they might like the new babysitters, but for the most part, the guys are picking out their babysitters by cup size, so let’s not have any illusions here. ... Read the Full Review!